For the past 6 months or so, we’ve been keeping score of the winner and losers in our daily foosball breaks. The way it works is, we play 2 on 2 games, so 4 players in full set. A set consists of 3 games, so each player plays a game with every other player. A game is won by the first team to 10 points and the team switches position (front / back) after they have 5 points scored against them.
After 3 games, mathematically, there is always someone that either won all 3 games or lost all 3 games. This person is crowned with the title of “King” or “Joker” and thus, must put a king or joker sticker by their name on the scoreboard.
As you can see, some of us have so many Kings, we’re off the chart! 
I also have my share of Joker stickers, which I like to say were due to thrown games by those that don’t like me to win.
We have a coined a couple new foosball terms:
- foosed, as in “You just got FOOSED!”. This occurs when a player hits the ball away from thier own goal (typically a goalie or guard) and the defender (which is an offensive player) slams the ball right back at them and into the goal.
- toshed, as in “toshed it!” or “don’t tosh yourself”. This occurs when a player hits the ball so hard, it bounces off the far wall and back into their own goal. Named after our very own, hard hitting Tosh M.
You know, if I had seen this chart a few months ago…
We use “foosed” in the same way. We also used “Marktron” as a verb.
Wow. Chris is like the King of Jokers or something.
I’d like to take this moment to point out that I’m in second place for both Most Kings AND Most Jokers. I’m almost the best and almost the worst. I don’t really know what that means.
@Mark
That chart is still there you know…